danielle holly rose

Okay, feeling really stupid right now…

Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something on my laptop screen and panicked, thinking it was a spider. So I quickly pushed my laptop off of my lap, and just then did I realize it was my cursor. Nice one Danielle. 

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, despite the fact I’m an ugly motherfucker, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating a celebrity.

(Source: becauseisaidiloveyou, via marrymeliam)